"Jesus Knows You're Here"

 

A burglar 
broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight 
around, 
looking for 
valuables when a voice in the dark 
said, 
'Jesus 
knows you're here.'
He 
nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight 
off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, 
after a bit, he shook his head and 
continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so 
he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he 
heard 
'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked 
out, he shined his light around frantically, looking 
for the source of the voice.
Finally, 
in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to 
rest on a 
parrot.

'Did 
you say that?' he hissed 
at the parrot.
'Yep', the parrot confessed, 
then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is 
watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, 
huh? Who in the world are you ?'
'Moses,' 
replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 
'What kind of people would name a bird 
Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a 
Rottweiler Jesus.'

IN  GOD  WE  TRUST !